Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
Nice legs, daisy dukes makes a man go
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
are you saying are president is a type of pasta?
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
without an ion
everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
That’s it. That’s it right there.
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I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
There is a post going around tumblr with tens of thousands of notes saying that I “announced” that a certain character in my book The Fault in Our Stars dies one year after the end of the book.
1. I have never said, written, or thought any such thing. (Photoshop is…