politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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The most wonderful thing I hear is people coming up and saying ‘Thank you for my childhood’, which still blows my mind but is very sweet.

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paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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novacorps:

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can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit

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what happened to the pigeon king?

eggzakery:

he was overthrown by a military coo

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Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.

My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

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smells-like-emo:

phantasmicphasm:

I don’t know what he’s doing, but Brendon Urie last night at the APMAS

he’s waiting for someone to close to goddamn door

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"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."


n.t.  (via the-blossom-tree)
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ok-nma:

piggytailsandpacifiers:

kayla-bird:

Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

I LOVE CHILDREN HIDING OMG

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myfriendsaremypower:

David, your Barty Crouch Jr is showing.

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taniaconfettiandthetardis221b:

larryaddicts:

figureitoutslowly:

thisisnotlogansblog:

anjunamanda:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

Omfg that’s so sick.

hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her

normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome

hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this

whoa 

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autumnprouvaire:

I’m taking my 9 year old friend to the mall

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